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Common Runtime errors in Megdoot Millenium

Run Time Error 5
Illegal function
call Program error, verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 6 OverflowProgram error
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.
Run Time Error 7 Out of memory
This issue can be caused when the computer does not meet the programs system requirements or to much memory is already being used for the program to run. If your computer meets the requirements try first reinstalling the program to make sure it's not an issues with the program installation. If this does not resolve your issue review for additional information about troubleshooting out of memory issues.
Run Time Error 9Subscript out of rangeProgram error
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.
Run Time Error 10Duplicate definitionProgram error
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.
Run Time Error 11Division by zeroProblem with a math formula in the program or the programs code.
Verify no software updates are available for the program causing this error.
Run Time Error 13Type MismatchMake
sure your system regional settings are setup correctly and that the program you're running is made for your version of Windows.
Run Time Error 14Out of string spaceProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.
Run Time Error 19No ResumeProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.
Run Time Error 20Resume without errorProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.
Run Time Error 28Out of stack space
This issue can be caused by a program or memory error.
First try going through the out of memory troubleshooting on , if this does not resolve the issue try reinstalling / updating the program.
Run Time Error 35Sub or Function not defined Program error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.
Run Time Error 48Error in loading DLLThis issue is often caused with a bad installation or an issue caused after another program has been installed that replaced the programs DLL.
Close all programs and TSRs and try installing the program again.
Run Time Error 52Bad file name or numberProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.
Run Time Error 53File not foundFile required by the program to run is not found.
Program needs to be reinstalled or missing file(s) need to be copied back to the computer.
Run Time Error 54Bad file modeProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.
Run Time Error 55File already openProgram or file associated with program is being used and program does not have access to use it.
Try closing all open programs and run program again. Additional information about closing TSRs can also be found on

Run Time Error 58 File already existsProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 61 Disk full The disk,
for example, the hard disk drive does not have enough space for the program to run or for associated files to be copied to. Free up disk space on the computer hard drive. Additional information about how to determine hard disk drive space can be found on

Run Time Error 62 Input past end of fileProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 63 Bad record numberProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 64 Bad file nameProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 68 Device unavailableA hardware device or necessary requirement for the program is not being found.
Verify all hardware and software required by the program is installed. If you continue to have the same issues verify the latest updates are installed for the program as well as any hardware device the program needs.

Run Time Error 70 Permission denied
The location of where the program is being copied to does not have proper rights. Or a file that is trying to be copied over because it's currently being used. Try closing all programs and TSRs and running/installing the program again. Additional information about closing TSRs can also be found on .

Run Time Error 71 Disk not ready
Verify you have proper rights to the location you are attempting to install the program to.

Run Time Error 74 Can't rename with different driveProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 75 Path/File access errorProgram does not have rights or access to a file.
Often this is caused when a program is trying to access a network file it doesn't have proper access to either because of network privileges or something is blocking the program. This issue can also be caused when the file is being used by another program or is read-only.

Run Time Error 76 Path not foundDirectory of where the program needs to be copied to or files associated with the program need to be copied to is missing.
Try reinstalling the program.

Run Time Error 91 Object variable set to NothingProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 93  Invalid patternProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 94 Illegal use of NULLProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 102 Command failedProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 339  A file is missing or invalidAn associated program file is missing or corrupt.
Try reinstalling the program.

Run Time Error 429  Object creation failed
Program is corrupted, try reinstalling the program generating the runtime error.

Run Time Error 438 No such property or methodProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 439  Argument type mismatchProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 440  Object errorProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 901  Input buffer would be larger than 64KProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 902 Operating system errorVerify the program is compatible with your version of Windows and/or has any software updates.

Run Time Error 903 External procedure not foundProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 904  Global variable type mismatchProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 905
User-defined type mismatchA setting either in the program shortcut or being defined by the user is correct. Try running just the program without any additional settings or variables.

Run Time Error 906  External procedure interface mismatchProgram error,
verify the program has all the latest updates. If updated try reinstalling the program. If you continue to have the same errors contact the software developer.

Run Time Error 1001 Out of memoryThis issue can be caused when the computer does not meet the programs system requirements or to much memory is already being used for the program to run. If your computer meets the requirements try first reinstalling the program to make sure it's not an issue with the program installation. If this does not resolve your issue review for additional information about troubleshooting out of memory issues.

Run Time Error 1025   DLL is not supported
This issue is often caused with a bad installation or an issue caused after another program has been installed that replaced the programs DLL. Close all programs and TSRs and try installing the program again.

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Loss of PRAN Password (I PIN) & Re-Issue Password

If you  forget your password or password blocked, you have to take the following action

you need to submit the Subscriber details Change Request Form (S2 Form) to your respective PAO (Pay and Account Office) through DDO (Drawing and Disbursing Officer).

You need to fill up ‘Section C’ of S2 form for reissue of IPIN and TPIN. Please mention your active Permanent Retirement Account Number (PRAN) in the form which is your user ID.

After receiving your S2 form, PAO will capture the request for re-issue of IPIN in CRA system by logging into NPSCAN website (www.npscan-cra.com) using the I-Pin provided by CRA to PAO at the time of registration. After receiving online request, CRA will reissue the password and your IPIN envelope will be sent to your communication address mentioned in PRAN application form by you at the time of registration for NPS. PAO has to retain the change request forms and shall not forward the forms to CRA.

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Schedule containing financial power of Head Of PostalDivision

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Financial Power OF Head OF Postal Division

UP Board Results X & XII 2011

Result of Intermediate announced today.For viewing it click on the following link
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EL FORM SR-1 FOR Central Government Employee

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Role OF SBCO & SBCO Registers

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Relief on death / disability of Government Servants under NPS

The Pension of the Government Employees appointed on or after 1.1.2004 is regulated by the new defined contribution pension system (known as New Pension Scheme) notified by the Ministry of Finance (Department of Economic Affairs) vide their O.M.No.5/7/2003-ECB 2 PR dated 22.12.2003.

2. On introduction of the New Pension Scheme, among others, the Central Civil Services (Pension) Rules 1972 and the Central Civil Services (Extraordinary Pension) Rules were amended on 30.12.2003. Under the amended rules, the benefits of Invalid Pension/Disability Pension and Family Pension/Extraordinary Family Pension/Liberalised Pensionary Award relief are not available to the Government Servants appointed on or after 1.1.2004.

3. Ministry of Finance (Department of Economic Affairs) has subsequently clarified that the NewPension Scheme is replacement for only pension under normal circumstances and family pension in case of death of employees after retirement.

4. A high level task force (HLTF) constituted by the Government has recommended certain additional benefits that can be provided on death or discharge on invalidation/disability of a Government Servant covered by the new Pension Scheme. It is likely to take some time before the Rules regulating these benefits under the New Pension System are put in place.

5. Meanwhile, considering the hardships being faced by the employees appointed on or after 1.1.2004 who discharged on invalidation/disablement and by the families of such employees who have died during service since 2004, the President is pleased to extend the following benefits to Central Civil Servants covered by the New Pension Scheme on provisional basis till further orders:

(I) Retirement from Government Service on invalidation not attributable to Government duty:

(i) Invalid Pension calculated in terms of Rule 38 and Rule 49 of the Central Civil Services (Pension) Rules, 1972.

(ii) Retirement gratuity calculated in terms of Rule 50 of the Central Civil Services (Pension) Rules, 1972.

(II) Death in service not attributable to Government duty:

(i) Family Pension (including enhanced family pension) computed in terms of Rule 54 of the Central Civil Services (Pension) Rules, 1972.

(ii) Death gratuity computed in terms of Rule 50 of the Central Civil Services (Pension) Rules, 1972.

(III) Discharge from Government service due to disease/injury attributable to Government Duty

(i) Disability Pension computed in terms of Central Civil Services (Extraoridnary Pension) Rules.

(ii) Retirement gratuity computed in terms of the Central Civil Services (Extraordinary Pension) Rules read with Rule 50 of the Central Civil Services (Pension) Rules, 1972.

(IV) Death in service attributable to Government Duty:

(i) Extraordinary Family Pension computed in terms of Central Civil Services (Extraordinary Pension) Rules and Scheme for Liberalised Pensionary awards.

(ii) Death Gratuity computed in terms of Rule 50 of the Central Civil Services (Pension) Rules, 1972.

The employee/his family will also be paid dearness Pension/dearness relief admissible from time to time in addition to the above benefits, on provisional basis.

6. The above provisional payments will be adjusted against the payments to be made in accordance with the Rules framed on the recommendations of the HLTF and recoveries if any will be made from the future payments to be made on the basis of those rules.

7. The recommendations of the HLTF envisage payment of various benefits on death/discharge of a Government employee after adjustment of the monthly annuitised pension from the accumulated funds in the NPS account of the employee. Therefore no payment of monthly annuitised pension will be made to the employee/family of the employee during the period he/she is in receipt of the provisonal benefits mentioned in para 5 above.

8. In cases where, on discharge/death of the employee, the amount of accumulated funds in the NPS account have been paid to the employee/family of the employee, the amount of monthly annuitised pension from the date of discharge/death will be worked out in accordance with the rules/regulations to be notified by the Department of Financial Services/PFRDA and the same will be adjusted against the payment of benefits/relief after notified rules in this respect are in place.

9. These instructions will be applicable to the those Government Servants who joined Government Service on or after 1.1.2004 and will take effect from the same date i.e 1.1.2004.

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Disciplinary Authorities - Penalties specified in Rule 11

(1) The President may impose any of the penalties specified in Rule 11 on any Government servant. 

(2) Without prejudice to the provisions of sub-rule (1), but subject to the provisions of sub-rule (4), any of the penalties specified in Rule 11 may be imposed on - (a) a member of a Central Civil Service other than the General Central Service, by the appointing authority or the authority specified in the schedule in this behalf or by any other authority empowered in this behalf by a general or special order of the President ; (b) a person appointed to a Central Civil Post included in the General Central Service, by the authority specified in this behalf by a general or special order of the President or, where no such order has been made, by the appointing authority or the authority specified in the Schedule in this behalf. 

(3) Subject to the provisions of sub-rule (4), the power to impose any of the penalties specified in Rule 11 may also be exercised, in the case of a member of a Central Civil Services, Group ' C' (other than the Central Secretariat Clerical Service), or a Central Civil Service, Group 'D', - 

(a) if a serving in a Ministry or Department of the Government of India, by the Secretary to the Government of India in that Ministry or Department, or 

(b) if he is serving in any office, by the head of that office, except where the head of that office is lower in rank than the authority competent to impose the penalty under sub-rule (2). 

(4) Notwithstanding anything contained in this rule- 

(a) except where the penalty specified in clause (v) or clause (vi) of Rule 11 is imposed by the Comptroller and Auditor-General on a member of the Indian Audit and Accounts Service, no penalty specified in clause (v) to (ix) of that rule shall be imposed by any authority subordinate to the appointing authority; 

(b) where a Government servant who is a member of a Service other than the General Central Service or who has been substantively appointed to any civil post in the General Central Service, is temporarily appointed to any other Service ro post, the authority competent to impose on such Government servant any of the penalties specified in clauses (v) to (ix) of Rule 11 shall not impose any such penalties unless it has consulted such authority, not being an authority subordinate to it, as would have been competent under sub-rule (2) to impose on the Government servant any of the said penalties had he not been appointed to such other Service or post ; 

(c) in respect of a probationer undergoing training at the Lal Bahadur Shastri National Academy of Adminstration the Director of the said Academy shall be the authority competent to impose on such probationer any of the penalties specified in clauses (i) and (iii) of rule 11 after observing the procedure laid down in rule. 

16. EXPLANATION - I . For the purposes of clause (c), 'probationer' means a person appointed to a Central Civil Service on probation. 

EXPLANATION - II. Where a Government servant belonging to a Service or holding a Central Civil post of any Group, is promoted, whether on probation or temporarily to the Service or Central Civil post of the next higher Group, he shall be deemed for the purposes of this rule to belong to the Service of, or hold the Central Civil post of, such higher Group. 

USB Drive & USB Problems

In today’s IT world, where data transfer into the systems with the help of USBs has become an important task. No one can even think of removing USB port from the system. But, what if some problem comes with the USB drivers which makes it very difficult for the user and it becomes a tedious task to rectify and fix it. For this, MK Registry & USB Fixer is a small, yet very effective and easy to use application that allows you to quickly repair your registry and USB drivers. All the features present in this application are very useful and also are easily accessible through the main window itself. You just have to select the options available on the screen which corresponds to the actions that you want to be performed and then simply press the FIX button.

Many times, it happens that the USB drivers get corrupted and as a result you might not be able to access them. It generally happens because your USB driver/port get damaged by nasty programs which often creates problem for your system. At that what you require is a solution in the form of an application which can fix this issue for you.

Then here is an ideal software which repairs your USB drive. This software has been named as MK USB Repair. It is portable, light and very effective tool which can solve your issue very easily. So, if you are having any of such issue and your USB has get damaged then you can try out this software and repair the port in order to re-utilize it. As already said it is a simple, portable and freeware tool for windows which allows you to repair and reinstall all the USB drivers. Apart from this solution, it also provides other repairs for TCP/IP protocol, it may also reset Windsock proxy, registry and it may disable auto run on Windows etc.

Some of its features are :

§                     It is used to reinstall All ( USB Device ) Drivers

§                     To enable USB Drives

§                     To perfectly Disable Autorun

§                     To change default Programs installation Folder

§                     To enable Task Manager

§                     To fix Show Hidden Files and Folders

§                     It Resets and Reinstall TCP/IP

§                     It Resets Winsock

§                     It is used to fix Check Disk Problem

§                     It enables Command Prompt

§                     Used to enable Registry Editor

§                     Enable Folder Options

§                     Fix ( .EXE .reg .txt ) Files Association

§                     Fix Safe Mode

All you need to do is to select the options you want to apply and then click on the Fix button on the tool. In this way, the problem of driver failure which once looked to be a huge task and you even didn’t know how to fix it, becomes so easy to rectify and solve with the use of this application. So, go ahead and try it out to fix issues related with USB drivers and registry.

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Clarification on RTI about "WHY"

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Happy Navratri Devipatan A historical Temple

The famous place of Devi Patan Siddha Peeth is a historical and religious Temple in the town of Tulsipur in Balrampur district , Uttar Pradesh India.It is one among the some Saktipeeths.The Devi Patan Shakti Peeth had been established by Guru Gorakshnath of the Nath Sampradaya, It is located around One kilometre from the railway station of Tulsipur and also Two kilometer from Tulsipur Bus Station.

Devi Patan Temple is located around 29 kilometer from the Balrampur district, Also around 65 kilometer from the Gonda Districts and also around 150 kilometer from Gorakhpur district. It is well connected by rail and bus both rout. So anyone can reach here by the direct service of Rail, Bus or by own vehicles with very easily and comfortably.

There is a Suryakund & Akhand Jyoti in the area of Devi Patan Temple. there is also Shiv Mandir in temple area. Near Devi Patan Mandir there is Nai devi Mandir which is also famous. In this Devi Patan Mandir who comes with any desires, Maa Pateshwari Devi Blessed them.

Today in Devi Patan Temple, many peoples comes from many cities, town & villages every day for worship, Also here is a lot of crowd of devotees in Chaitra Navaratri festival. In Chaitra Navaratri there had a big fair (devi patan mela) for one month. In this fair (devi patan mela) there is a lot of shops of different things like sweets, jewellery, shoes, toys and different types of swings, zoo, theatres etc. So children, youths & old anyone can enjoy here in this devi patan mela.

In every year, at the Chaitra Navaratri's 5 day, there comes Ratannath Baba from the Dang in Nepal to here Devi Patan temple, where who is worshipped along with the Devi Maa, there is a lot of crowd of devotees at this moment, to see the Ratannath Baba.

In Devi Patan Temple area, you will find each and every items related to worship, like Chunri, Narial, Phool, Sindoor, Sweets and Prasad. In the campus of Devi Patan Mandir, there is a Dharamshala to stay for the people who comes from outside of the Station. In the Devi Patan Temple area there is a big hospital, that name is Devi Patan Hospital.

In Devi patan Temple at their just entry gate, there is a Parking area for the vehicles like two wheelers and four wheelers.So here you can park your vechiles easily and more safely.

So in this way today Tulsipur town is a very famous and religious place, because it containing a historic temple, Maa Devi Patan Temple. Also here is another more temples, that name is Gaytri Shaktipeeth, Shiv Mandir, Hanumangarhi Mandir, Ramjanki Mandir and Suryakala mandir.

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Congrats Team India for a Historical Victory in World Cup 2011

Congrats team India for winning the World Cup second time after 1983.Indian tigers repeated the history by defeating lankan lions.The match was full of thrillars .Lanka played goodcket.



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day end problem of POS while sending DET

DOWNLOAD FILE FROM FOLLOWING LIK AND RUN IT
http://www.sendspace.com/file/adry1f

AccountMIS - Steps followed in Sending AccountMIS

DO THE DAY END OF SANCHAYA POST

Then Go to SanchayPost - Project Arrow - Transaction Time Report . First select REPORT ON  TRANSACTION PERFORMED BY A PERSON then Select SB PA name enter the today date and click on OK button ( watch here SB PA whole day operation report is genereated ) now follow this steps to all SB PA.

Then select SB BRANCH KPIS button now here entered only today date and generate the whole office SB REPORT

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NOW DONE THE SHIFT END OF MEGHDOOT MODULES AS PER THE FOLLOWING SERIAL NUMBER (without fail )

1. SpeedNet
2. Postman

3. Despatch

4. Point of Sale
5. Subaccounts &

6. Treasury ( After day end then, Generate the Daily Account )
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Run the Account MIS ( i.e. DET ) Cick on Transaction Date & Click on OK button. Please notice that DET HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY TRANSMITTED message shown on screen . If your office internet connection is not functioning your office DET will not been transmitted and stored in PENDING FILE FOLDER. If  your office internet connection is functioning then run DET and enter yesterday date ( i.e. DET not transmitted date ) and CLICK on "TRANSMIT PENDING FILE " option
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HOW TO CHECK YOUR DET TRANSMITTED TO CENTRAL SERVER

Run Internet Explorer -> Type http://www.indiapost.gov.in/ web site address -> go to Quick links ->
Select Account MIS ->  or
Directly https://services.ptcmysore.gov.in/AccountsMIS/

( Now watch one more screen open with User id and Password )
here enter the Login ID  - dop ( small letter ) & Password - accts ( small letter )

( Now a new screen will be opened and then selecet one by one option as per following steps

Click on PROJECT ARROW -
Click on Office Detail -
Circle name     - Select Your Circle Name
Region name   - Select Your Region Name

Division name  - Select Your Division Name

Date -  Click on calendar and select transmission date
Phase - Select Your Office Phace
File - Received
Now move the horizontal scroll bar right side and Click on VIEW REPORT
here you can see Your Office Name

AccountMIS DET - Despatch data updation problem for Speedarticles

Download the file  from http://www.sendspace.com/file/nby8qo . Unzip it u will get three files. Please execute the files using script tool after taking backup of counter and POSPCC databses.

Note:

1.If there is BNPL booking in your office , please do the FLUSH data in  SpeedNet.
2.If there is no BNPL booking in your office, Dont use the flush data SpeedNet.            
                       
                       
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With Regards

[b] Hasya Kavita

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ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum MA 1st division ho,

main hua matric phel priye,

Mushkil hai apna mel priye,

ye pyar nahin hai khel priye********

Tum fauji afsar ki beti,

main to kisaan ka beta hoon,

tum rabadi kheer malai ho,

main to sattu sapreta hoon,

tum AC ghar mein rahti ho,

main ped ke neeche leta hoon,

tum nai maruti lagti ho,

main scooter lambreta hoon,

is kadar agar hum chup-chup kar aapas me prem badhayenge,

to ek roz tere daddy Amrish Puri ban jaaenge,

sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwaa denge vo jail priye,

Mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

Tum arab desh kee ghodi ho,

main hoon gadahe ki Chaal priye,

tum deewali ka bonus ho,

main bhookho ki hadtaal priye,

tum heere jadi tashtari ho,

main almunium ka thaal priye,

tum chicken-soop biryani ho,

main kankad waali daal priye,

tum hiran-chaokadi bharti ho,

main hoon kachue ki chaal priye,

tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho,

main hoon babool ki chaal priye,

main pake aam sa latka hoon,

mat maaro mujhe gulel priye,

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ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,*********

Main shani-dev jaisa kuroop,

tum komal kanchan kaya ho,

main tan-se man-se Kanshi Ram,

 tum maha chanchala maya ho,

tum nirmal paawan ganga ho,

main jalta hua patanga hoon,(mai adha poora nanga hun)

tum raaj ghaat ka shanti march,

main hindu-muslim danga hoon,

tum ho poonam ka taajmahal,

main kaali gufa ajanta ki,

tum ho vardaan vidhata ka,

main galti hoon bhagvanta ki,

tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho,

main bus ki thelam-thel priye,

Mushkil hai apna mel priye,

ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,*********

Tum nai videshi mixi ho,

main patthar ka silbatta hoon,

tum AK-47 jaisi, main to ik desi katta hoon,

tum chatur Rabadi Devi si,

main bhola-bhala Lalu hoon,

tum mukt sherni jangal ki,

main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu hoon,

tum vyast Sonia Gandhi si,

main V.P.Singh sa khali hoon,

tum hansi Madhuri Dixit ki,

main policeman ki gaali hoon,

kal jel agar ho jaaye to dilwa dena tum bail priye,

Mushkil hai apna mel priye,

ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,***********

Main dhabe ke dhaanche jaisa,

tum paanch sitara hotel ho,

main mahue ka desi tharra,

tum red-label ki botal ho,

tum chitra-haar ka madhur geet,

main krishi-darshan ki jhaadi hoon,

tum vishva-sundari si kamaal,

main teliya chaap kabadi hoon,

tum sony ka mobile ho,

main telephone waala chonga,

tum machli maansarovar ki,

main saagar tat ka hoon ghongha,

dus manzil se gir jaaooga,

mat aage mujhe dhakel priye,

Mushkil hai apna mel priye,

ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,**********

Tum satta ki maharani ho,

main vipaksha ki lachari hoon,

tum ho mamta-Jailalita si,

main kwara Atal-Bihari hoon,

tum Tendulkar ka shatak priye,

main follow on ki paari hoon,

tum getz, matiz, corolla ho

main Leyland ki lorry hoon,

mujhko refree hi rehne do,

mat khelo mujhse khel priye,

Mushkil hai apna mel priye,

ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,*******